Dear New York Magazine

You're really going out on a journalistic limb in your new issue when you ask is man "really a monogamous animal, aren't you. I don't really even know where to begin with this fucking stupid article. But let me try:

1. What about women? They're definitely catching up in the cheating world.
2. Why not ask why people prone to cheating bother marrying at all?
3. What in our culture leads us to believe that cheating is more "natural" to men than women and why is that belief false? Answer in twenty words or less, please. And spell them all correctly.
4. The cover. How is it that you can be both "happily" married and cheating? By what criteria are you defining as happy?
5. How is Elliott Spitzer's marriage in any way relevant? I mean, a public politician can hardly be called a "regular" guy.
6. What DOESN'T fucking suck about this article?