CNN Watch

Okay.

Wolf Blitzer is really into counting down how many delegates Obama has left until he "clinches" the nomination-- that's the word for tonight. Clinches. Every time he gets one, they play the sound and then shoot over to Blitzer who looks about ready to blow his fucking load as he repeatedly says the number OVER AND OVER AND OVER. He is not, contrary to the image above, wearing his headset tonight. Oh, would that he were!!

I'm partying it up, in my way, with a full-fledged coke, not a diet. I'm also wearing my lucky primary underpants, albeit for the last time. THANK GOD.

Man, CNN LOVES talking about slavery, sitting in the back of the bus, etc. I think Obama has really achieved something here, but this is EMBARRASSING. Separate bathrooms... that was just mentioned.

McCain, everyone's favorite reanimated corpse, is trying to peel off a few Clinton zealots by suggesting that the Democratic primary was decided by "party insiders" and "pundits" which almost NO ONE on the air can say. There is, for the record, no extra "n."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. My mind drifts off for a minute and the next thing I hear out of McCain's mouth is "dehydrated babies." What the fuck does that mean?!

They just panned the crowd. About 12 strong, all white.

You know, I'm not sure I'm going to live through this election season. Or I'm going to have to stop watching. I forgot how INSANELY mad I get. I mean, Clinton vs. Obama is a tea-party of old ladies compared to this bullshit I'm hearing come out of this fucking geezer's mouth.

And he fucks up his WORDS ALL THE TIME!!!

Wow! This speech is boring. I wish he'd say "dehydrated babies" again and wake me up. Also, he says "grosheries"