Oh. I see what you're doing there.

This morning's headlines are indescribably low on lols. Anyway. Just a few things pop out. First, these are probably two of the least flattering photos of Obama and Clinton I've ever seen, and I've been looking of photos of Clinton since at least 1991.

Next, "Babies bodysurf to get Obama's kisses." There's a video of this one, so you might just want to head over to CNN to get an explanation. I didn't watch it because I'm not lame, but my guess is that the babies are not actually doing any Eddie Vedder style moves. More like their mothers are catapulting them toward Obama's head to see if any of his magic sauce will rub off on them at the touch.

And finally, apparently, a town is moving to ban couches from front porches. Not exactly civil rights weight legislation, but still, something I think we can all get behind.