Man shoots his lawn mower, police say

...uhhhhhhhhhh... this is fucking awesome.

A man pumped his lawn mower full of lead after it wouldn't start. "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want," he said. I agree!!!!

Now, the thing is, I don't believe that people ought to be able to own guns. Any guns. Cause they like, kill people. And, apparently, lawn mowers. However, this guy now faces $11,000 in fines, and up to 6 years in prison. That's a little crazy if you ask me. Of course, he obviously has anger issues, and who knows how long it would take him to "graduate" to peeps, but still....

Come on. This country is insane.