CNN: 38 dead after being bitten by vampire bats

Then you read the story and discover that these people died from rabies, not because the vampire bats did anything medieval or weird. So you're telling me that a 'coon attack on this village would have resulted in the same outcome? Here's a sample headline you could (should?) have used instead: "Backwards ass village bites the dust from not vaccinating." Or something like that. Get it?! I know how you love puns. Anyway.