National Enquirer: 2, John Edwards: -8

Yeah, The National Enquirer man. They're always right. UGH. Edwards, let me give you some advice: just admit now that the baby is yours. Whether you're sure or not.

Where's that shitstorm graphic?



Oh yeah. Found it.

Dear God, what I wouldn't give to be in the news room with Wolf Blitzer right now. He must be sporting a raging hard. And, undoubtedly, a head set.